12. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service?

What in the No Shirt NO SHOES No Service Hell is this? You know he's had to step in some serious shyt... Literally!!!

11. Shake it like a Go GO GyRL

Found this on one of my late night youtube searches by accident. Boy o girl this video is hilarious from beginning to end. *Shakin my Poak Chops with some Season All and Adobo*

10. Pleather and Fur wedding

I'm all for getting married to the one you love but when is it acceptable to have a fur lined wedding dress and pleather clad bride's maids??? The bride must have been drunk when she chose this madness because I can't imagine doing this shyt sober. Hoodboogerie at it's finest and you know you can't tell her she don't look good.

9. Big Belly Alert

As I stare at this picture I'm not only puzzled is this Fat Bastard's long lost American brother but WTF is that bulge in his pants? It can't be his nuts so somebody please tell me what it is. The yard is a mess and is that a swimming pool in the background? How in the dirty hell is anyone supposed to get to it without needing a tetanus shot?