53. Captain Morgan-ette

This poor child looks like she rode the short bus growing up. Guess she got a little of the captain in her right now.

52. Doggy Style

That poor puppy is geting molested by his master in front of the family and they took a pic too? Poor Fido will never be able to walk around the block with his head held high ever again.

51. Hairway to Hell

How in da hell do you have hair growing down your neck and then curled around your nipples? I'm afraid of what might be lurking around his pubic area.

50. Pimpin Ain't Easy

Since when do pimps take glamour shots? He looks like the kind of pimp that will give a ho a 401k and health insurance.

49. Taste The Rainbow

This broad didn't leave one color left in the damn crayon box. Looks like a box of skittles threw up on her.

48. Do You Qualify?

Finally an application that has a good use! If you have screwed before give 2 references (NOT IMMEDIATE FAMILY??) LMMFAO

47. Hairy Booty Toots

I can't tell if this is a really hairy woman or a cross dressing man. Bottom line is it needs ta Nair it's ass right NOW!!

46. Shamu Love

Isn't it beautiful? This big bitch decided to give birth in the wild of her pool. I now his face is half eaten off by the fumes of her puss alone.

45. R.I.P. MJ

Nukkas play too damn much. Did you really get his face shaved in the back of your head? I want to drop kick his ass ASAP!

44. Get It Granny

This old hooker has the audacity to have a jean wrap around her waist. FYI clean ya gotdamn house before you take a picture. I need a tetanus shot after looking at this picture.

43. I See BIG BITCHES

WTF am I looking at here? It looks like these hoes ate some of their clothes before they hit the club. Hungry Hungry Hippos UNITE!!!

42. Foot shoes

I have never seen shit like this personally but if I did... I might just stomp on your toes just cause. This shit is out of order!!! LLS

41. Hot Monkey Love

The monkey used the poor frog as a sex toy! I mean he couldn't find a female chimp to give the biznezz??

40. NIPPLES!

WoOoOoOoW. It must be -50 degrees in there for his nipples to look like that. His nipps look like mini penises LMMFAO

39. Jack Black You ARE The Father!

People play too much. Mad that mini Nacho Libre has a fake mustache. LMMFAO

38. Fashion FAIL

So you washed your clothes int the wrong temperature and shrunk them huh? That means either give it to a smaller person or throw them away. Ya damn belly button looks like an ashy zero.

37. Club Fuckery

This must be a girl that loves girl club cause I don't see one man in sight. I spy with my little eye a big ho with no panties on. Guess she wants easy access to her love in the club. *SICK*

36. Boney Jeans FAIL

People are taking this boney jeans fad WAAAAY to damn far. What would posess you to put on your 2 year old's jeans tho? Nukka you fail!

35. Yoooooooo.... your hair is FUCKED UP!!!

He must have slept with his barber's girl or he did this shit himself cause this is wrong on so many levels. I bet this is a mugshot cause I'd fight whoever did this to me. LMMFAO

34. Spongebob Squareass

So your back is way wider than your ass you look like you're a linebacker for the Philladelphia Eagles. Fuck your life and the rolls in the back of your head.

33. Has anyone seen my bearrilatang?

Why oh why is this damn bearillatang on top of that poor table? I hope a strong hurricane blows by and makes her fat ass fall off.

32. Your ex girlfriend

OMG. I would hate to run into her in a dark alley. She don't look like she's wrapped to tight.

31. Would you hit it?

Life is cruel but she killed part of mine by taking this pic. Why is her damn head so small compared to her body? Her fupa looks like a reverse butt cheek. TRAGIC

30. Boney Jeans

You can tell this nukka got a small jank! How in the hell can his nuts BREATH. OMG them jokers are being strangulated. Someone please call 911 on  his ass. LMMFAO

29. Poor unfortunate ass

How is this even possible? It looks like she was robbed! Damn her ass is Missing In ACTION!

28. Honest Bum

This is exactly why I don't give bums a dime! I refuse to contribute to fuckery like ths!!!

27. Masturbation

Nuff said! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

26. Onion ass

Oooh this just irks me to no end. Why oh why did she take a pic like this? I know that strap in the middle of her ass ain't white no more.

25. She got that WET WET

I know the fellas will love this one. She got that wet wet that needs to be blow dried. I bet it smells like hot baloney and wet dog in there.

24. Devil water alert!!!

I am so confused about what's going on here. Why are her pants down? Why are her shoes off? and Why is that floor so wet??? I can guarantee one thing tho her nasty naked ass would not be leaning on me. She'd be chillin in her own piss fa real.

23. Crabby Dicks

Welcome to Crabby Dicks where you can have all the semen sauce you can eat where the flavor just "explodes" in your mouth! Beware of the wet floor signs becase they're extra slippery when wet. Ahahahahahhah!!!

22. Hair Fuckery

So this is what's 'hot' in the hood right now? Fruit stripes gum on one side and yaki wet and wavy on the other? Next time you decide to get ya hair done I need you to make sure you can afford the ENTIRE hair do and not let your 4 year old daughter scribble in your head.

21. Supa Dupa Fupa

*Warning* If you look like a vanilla mudslide make sure that your fupa is covered at ALL times! Failure to do so will result in penalty of law and starvation or a severe ass whoopin!